Salutations readers.
Today I got a lot of comments about my articles of clothing. I'm not sure why, but nonetheless, I shall take it as a compliment. After all, my style is quite impeccable. It must be quite evident, because before I left for school, my dad told me that I look exactly like him! I was especially flattered in Abigail Tamaray's interested in my Gateway 2000. It's the latest technology in laptop bags! It includes extra padding, pen pockets and is very chic.
I was exceedingly tired this morning, because I stayed up all night watching Battlestar Galactica and gaming. After a profusion of hard work, I obtained the Sword of Truth! Now I can finally complete my quest! In Geo class, I had an exceptional conversation about Newton's Laws and Star Trek: The New Generation with this perspicacious girl who sits beside me. I perceived that we would become congenial acquaintances, for I discovered that she also thinks that Wil Wheaton is a babe, and we both have matching suspenders! It's so delightful to find people I have things in common with. Although, the way she dresses is mortifying. Everyone knows that for every centimeter of skin showing, there has to be three centimeters of sock. It's always a 3:1 ratio! I can just picture Einstein rolling in his grave.
As always, Rebecca Koole approached me before Physics class and asked me to help her cheat on the quiz or else she would beat me up. It was quite preposterous! Unfortunately, according to my calculations, my observations, and the velocity of the swirlies that she's given me, the percentage of Rebecca beating me up is 100. Therefore, I told her I would I would assist her, but I sat beside someone else instead. Ba-zing! She had fallen for one of my many practical jokes! Anyways, I aced the quiz, all thanks to my best friend, TI-84. I really don't know how I would survive without her.
I can't wait for tomorrow! My friends and I are going to go to the comic book story, because they are releasing the newest Green Latern action figure. I don't regret rejecting my nerdy friends from school's invitation to watch Twilight, just so I could save up money for the action figure. Why would anyone want to watch such of a ridiculous movie? Their portrayal of vampires is completely inaccurate! After the comic book store, we're going to check out the Dota tournament nearby. You know what that means right? CUTE BOYS! After that, we're going to have a 9 hour Star Wars marathon, complete with director's commentary and then stay up playing Klingon Boggle! It will be exhilarating!
-Rebekah
7 comments:
awwww you're so cute<3
Too much Big Bang... What have I done!! D:
As always, Rebecca Koole approached me before Physics class and asked me to help her cheat on the quiz or else she would beat me up. It was quite preposterous! Unfortunately, according to my calculations, my observations, and the velocity of the swirlies that she's given me, the percentage of Rebecca beating me up is 100. Therefore, I told her I would I would assist her, but I sat beside someone else instead. Ba-zing! She had fallen for one of my many practical jokes!
I am actually laughing... hahahahaahahaa
ohohohoh. you make me chuckle bekah ^^
"Why would anyone want to watch such of a ridiculous movie?" You're right. I guess we don't have to go watch it now.
FALSE! Einstein didn't where socks. Ahah! Your attempts at being a so called "nerd" is futile! And dota is for the weak minded! True warriors invest their time in dungeons and dragons. The portrayal of the mystical world is far more complex. Furthermore, Stephenie Meyer's interpretation of the vampirical world is far more accurate than the new green lantern action figure. They have his utility belt all wrong, it disgusts me.
-Esther of Furthendor, level 38 Mage
it's "salutations"
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